torsos:

i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers

(Source: rupaulvevo, via orgasmic-humor)

Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.

(Source: livenights, via orgasmic-humor)

do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them

(Source: garlicbreadsticks, via orgasmic-humor)

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

(via boyslut)